Lousy college girls

The other day when the Boss asked me to accompany her to her alma mater, Stella Maris College, I was thrilled.  It was a chance to storm one of the bastions of college women.  In my unbridled enthusiasm, I forgot one important thing.  This was an all girls college.  The Boss was a woman.  Just when we were reaching the college I realized in panic that I would be the only guy on campus.   Yikes!  That's like going into battle against an army of tanks armed with nothing more than a toothpick.  I began to pray that classes would be going on during our visit.  On entering the campus, things were very quiet and I was thanking my lucky stars.  Then I heard what I thought was my death knell.  Halfway to our destination, the Dean's office, the bell rang for the morning break.  And girls started pouring out of everywhere.  Ordinarily, I would be quite enchanted, but I found myself quite petrified.  I've never seen so many women together in one place ever before.  And guess what, they all seemed to be peering at this strange funny intruder : me.  I was temped to bolt into one of the buildings close by but the Boss warned me that if I ran into the girl's hostel, there would be hell to pay.  So I did the next best thing.  I puffed up my rather tiny chest, sucked in my growing belly, put on my snootiest look and walked around with my nose in the air.  .  I like to think that I made a smart impression on the young women.  I like to think that they were saying "Who is that hunk walking around our campus with such style".   Somehow I feel that the Boss will disagree with my assessment.